frostymux replied to your post: Headcanon: Phil is very protective of his things….

yesss agree 100%

Bonus: The asset taser is stronger.

Double bonus: If you mess with both, you get both tasers. No exceptions.

Triple bonus: Fury has had to stare down said tasers. More than once.

Headcanon: Phil is very protective of his things. This includes his assets. Do not touch his assets.

(He carries a taser just for such occasions. There’s another one specifically for touching his car.)

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