(Source: xshiromorix)
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Misha’s preamble to his answer to
How much of Castiel is in you?
(sounds takes a few seconds)
I FUCKING CANT WITH THIS FUCKING MAN. FUCK!
OH MY FUCK.
^^ THAT IMAGE. OH MY GOD.
OH MY GODDD KSGJDFJG LOL
OH GOD WHERE CAN I BUY THIS
MAMA UMBRIDGE DOLL!!!! HAAHAHA!
so if i ever get into a relationship with someone who has a penis, someone should warn them that i will most likely - at one point in our sexual relations - wrap my legs around them while they’re inside me and refuse to let go and say ONLY THE TRUE KING OF CAMELOT CAN UNSHEATHE EXCALIBUR
(Source: textsfromxavieracademy)
ok im just gonna post this and get it over with it is tony makin steve super uncomfortable i thought it was a good idea at the time i am sorry
(Source: bootyatrics)
There’s been a lot of theorizing that Molly is Mary Morstan and that she and John are going to get hitched, but guys
can you even imagine the sex? it would be like
I’ll stop calling out Sherlock’s name when you do.
(Source: bitchlocked)
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”