Femme Faytale

doctopus: dont u wonder about the people on the other side of the enterprise who are just the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:28 -0400

dont u wonder about the people on the other side of the enterprise who are just the janitors or some shit they never go on the bridge they have no idea whats going on

when the ship shakes they just think ‘goddammit kirk’

BLACK GIRLS DO IT WELL: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:42:16 -0400

BLACK GIRLS DO IT WELL: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of...:

sourcedumal:

assfcuker:

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things

1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.

2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.

if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit.

Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.

The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births.

Anyone who tell you differently is dumb.

*sips tea while reading the bolded*

corsetmaid: my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:40:06 -0400

corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:41 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:45:52 -0400

jordanify replied to your post: jordanify replied to your post: . what was… sounds scary...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:25:10 -0400

jordanify replied to your post: jordanify replied to your post: . what was…

sounds scary :[ good thing youre okay now

it was really scary. I’m glad too. never wanna go through that again.

jordanify replied to your post: . what was...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:23:10 -0400

jordanify replied to your post: .

what was wrong?

http://ladyfayte.tumblr.com/post/53371451835/went-out-to-a-little-cafe-which-was-good-tried-to

nearly had a concussion, nbd

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:17:34 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:20:25 -0400

frostymux: ladyfayte: frostymux: ladyfayte: frostymux: ladyfayte: and i’ve been up for about...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:28:25 -0400

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

and i’ve been up for about 14 hours

Aleeeeeeeex

Are you dizzy/woozy/bleeding?

Can you see straight? Or does it just hurt like a motherfucker? We shall demystify thiiiiis.

no blood. bit wozzy. mostly straight. hurts lots but not ohgod help. hurt like can’t think?

Are you confused? Are your ears ringing, and did you black out when you hit the floor?

didn’t hit the floor. banged into doorframe. slgiht confusion? words aren’t quite. no ringing. have music to kep awake but can’tput loud ‘cause hurt.

Well, you don’t have amnesia, you didn’t black out so that’s two good signs. Probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to see the doctor tomorrow if it still really really hurts.

k mom comes home soon she’s ben traingi with nurse for school maybe take llok and help don’t like this

frostymux: ladyfayte: frostymux: ladyfayte: and i’ve been up for about 14 hours Aleeeeeeeex Are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:24:00 -0400

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

and i’ve been up for about 14 hours

Aleeeeeeeex

Are you dizzy/woozy/bleeding?

Can you see straight? Or does it just hurt like a motherfucker? We shall demystify thiiiiis.

no blood. bit wozzy. mostly straight. hurts lots but not ohgod help. hurt like can’t think?

Are you confused? Are your ears ringing, and did you black out when you hit the floor?

didn’t hit the floor. banged into doorframe. din’t out. slgiht confusion? words aren’t quite. no ringing. have music to kep awake but can’tput loud ‘cause hurt.

brain feels like it’s sloing down and really havy like that need to slep feeling not tired...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:20:13 -0400

brain feels like it’s sloing down and really havy

like that need to slep feeling not tired feel but exhausted but just the brain

help me stay aawkae please

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:45:08 -0400

help me stay aawkae please

keep wanting to doze off brain shakiness increase

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:37:58 -0400

keep wanting to doze off

brain shakiness increase

frostymux: ladyfayte: and i’ve been up for about 14 hours Aleeeeeeeex Are you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:33:31 -0400

frostymux:

ladyfayte:

and i’ve been up for about 14 hours

Aleeeeeeeex

Are you dizzy/woozy/bleeding?

Can you see straight? Or does it just hurt like a motherfucker? We shall demystify thiiiiis.

no blood. bit wozzy. mostly straight. hurts lots but not ohgod help. hurt like can’t think?

brother’s do not care that i hit my head said i could stand and talk so i was fine but...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:31:49 -0400

brother’s do not care that i hit my head

said i could stand and talk so i was fine

but i’m not?

and i’ve been up for about 14 hours Aleeeeeeeex

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:21:16 -0400

and i’ve been up for about 14 hours

Aleeeeeeeex

may have given myself a concussion not certain if so, the mildest case kind tired but sleeping is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:17:45 -0400

may have given myself a concussion

not certain

if so, the mildest case

kind tired but sleeping is probably not a good idea just in case

but why isn’t it?

nationalamericanpride: Fassbender is <3

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:08:50 -0400

nationalamericanpride:

Fassbender is <3

head’s feeling a bit woozy/achy

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:08:33 -0400

head’s feeling a bit woozy/achy