Femme Faytale

???

Murr.

I’d do something, but I have no ideas.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

I just want all of my Tumblr friends to split the rent on a mansion and live in separate bedrooms where we can all have individual introverted privacy but also eat and watch shows together like all the time and just all be perfect roommates

It’d make dying alone with cats less boring

-gurgles quietly-

I would entertain you but I think I’m about to run out of battery :(

Aw maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

:(

Maow. -shrugs- Thanks for trying…

bloggingalonewithsalad:

here, have Misha being endlessly lost on your dash

DARN IT. YOU CAN PRETEND TO DO IT? Lol

Yup. I look like an idiot. -shrug-

Still bored. :{

…DO IT OUTSIDE?

STILL POLICE

ALSO

I LIVE ON A BUSY STREET

EXACTLY, SEE. THAT ALSO GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO DRAW A YELLOW SMILEY FACE ON THE WALL.

BUT MUM AND DAD WOULD KILL ME

AND THE POLICE WOULD BE CALLED

SHOOT THE WALL.

…

THAT’S VERY TEMPTING

ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE ARE FOUR GUNS IN THE HOUSE

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THREE OF THEM